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Turns All Year: Month 80

Turns All Year: Month 80

I’ll admit it: I’m getting a little tired of Turns All Year. It’s not TAY, it’s me. I feel like this ridiculous endeavor has introduced me to amazing people and jaw-dropping places, and if I can be self-indulgent, first-world-problems for a...

The Backcountry Tutu Is Dead

No one is saying anything. It’s as if this pink, pouffy, tulle-tastic monstrosity is not adorning my waist. Do you not see me? Or are you pretending not to see me so you can avoid saying hello you passive-aggressive, Pacific Northwestern, son-of-a-bitch?!I have...

The Birthday Twofer: Helens + Hood for 34

She was 40 weeks + 10 days pregnant, the size of a house, and mowing the lawn on a sunny Saturday in May to encourage the baby to hurry it the hell up already. Maybe it was the smell of freshly cut grass or the heat of being crammed inside, but the baby began to make...

Turns All Year: Month 77

Pink. Fluffy. Attention grabbing. This brings the party wherever it goes. I can think of about a million good reasons to wear one, and exactly zero reasons not to.I’ve skied for the last 78 months in a row, and my trusty companion has been with me through it all. Why...