How To Blow The Perfect Snot Rocket

How To Blow The Perfect Snot Rocket

With a snort, the single coagulated snot ball exits your nostril in a perfect arc over your right shoulder. It’s cold and your nose is like a sieve that just won’t stop. You’ve been sniffing at this thing for hours with no relief, and you’re without a handy hanky....
How To Pick Out Backcountry Ski Gear

How To Pick Out Backcountry Ski Gear

If you run your mouth about something long enough, people will start to think you an expert in said topic. Tutus. Pooping outside. Backcountry skiing. These are my niches and I’m not at all upset about it. As a result, I often get asked to help pick out skis and...
Set Up Your Emergency Contact Information

Set Up Your Emergency Contact Information

Editor’s Note: I published this post for the first time in 2016, two years after Loren’s accident. Every year around the February 19 anniversary I republish the blog to encourage action and honor Loren’s legacy. If this is your first time reading, I...
Turns All Year: Month 87

Turns All Year: Month 87

Ski season begins for most winter enthusiasts in November. But when you ski year-round for Turns All Year, your ski season never really ends. Most TAYers begin marking new total ski days in November since we have to count somehow, and I typically average about 40 ski...
Turns All Year: Month 86

Turns All Year: Month 86

The snow began to fall in the Cascades, big and flaky and deep, right around the time our plane touched down… on the other side of the country. Skiing tends to go this way sometimes. Winter in Seattle can be fickle. Hell, summers here are fickle too. If you...
Turns All Year: Month 85

Turns All Year: Month 85

I’m not going to sugarcoat it. After riding lifts in August and September for Turns All Year Months 83-84, I was not super motivated to get out and hike for turns in October to get my 7-years. I did it anyway, ignorantly thinking the “recent snows”...
The Surprise Wedding: A Video

The Surprise Wedding: A Video

When you plan to have a surprise wedding, items quickly get sorted into one of two categories: 1) things you can control, and therefore are allowed to care about, and 2) things you cannot control and have to let go. Food. Music. The dress. Those all fall in the former...