Turns All Year: Month 89

Turns All Year: Month 89

After a more-exciting-than-I’d-like February, where we skied and also wrecked our truck on black ice (see Part 1 and Part 2 of TAY 88), I was excited to take a week-long trip to do a little cabin skiing in Alaska. Alas, Alaska had other plans and we did a lot of...
5 Reasons To Get Lasik For Your Active Life

5 Reasons To Get Lasik For Your Active Life

Pink, round, and bearing the Mini Mouse insignia along each arm, I got my first pair of glasses in the first grade. I said goodbye to any social status I enjoyed and joined the crew of “unpopulars”. I dealt with it as best as any 6-year old can, but...
An Alaskan Respite: Eklutna Lake

An Alaskan Respite: Eklutna Lake

The rumbling sound is low and persistent, its origins a mystery. We are skinning next to the vast, frozen Eklutna Lake and, even though we’re miles from the nearest road, it almost sounds like someone is listening to music with heavy bass off in the distance....
How To: Prevent “Chaco Creep”

How To: Prevent “Chaco Creep”

The sunlight warms the pasty skin beneath my toenails as I feel my toe-hairs rustle gently in the springtime breeze. After many months trapped inside closed-toed, sock-stuffed, freedom-restricting shoes, my feet are released, yet again, into the world. It’s a sunny...
Outdoor Camping Fails

Outdoor Camping Fails

We’d driven the parking loop not once, but twice. Visiting Mt. Saint Helens for the first time this season, the Sippel Sisters and I were looking for a perfectly level, sunny spot to camp. After deciding no such unicorn existed, we chose a primo location nearish...
How To Go To The Iditerod

How To Go To The Iditerod

The shrieking outbursts are so loud you need heavy-grade ear protection to walk down the street. People had warned me the dogs were loud, but I was woefully underprepared for the volume of their exuberance. Standing in the staging area at the 2019 Iditarod, watching...
Turns All Year: Month 88 (Part II)

Turns All Year: Month 88 (Part II)

As previously mentioned, skiing in February didn’t go as planned. Month 88 of Turns All Year had everything: The Good: My first skimo race; an unbelievable snowstorm; a “we were published” celebration; a ride up a 17mph rope tow.The Bad: Massive blisters....
Turns All Year: Month 88 (Part 1)

Turns All Year: Month 88 (Part 1)

Things don’t always go as planned. That’s the theme of skiing in February 2019. Month 88 of Turns All Year had everything: The Good: My first skimo race; an unbelievable snowstorm; a “we were published” celebration; a ride up a 17mph rope...
How To Blow The Perfect Snot Rocket

How To Blow The Perfect Snot Rocket

With a snort, the single coagulated snot ball exits your nostril in a perfect arc over your right shoulder. It’s cold and your nose is like a sieve that just won’t stop. You’ve been sniffing at this thing for hours with no relief, and you’re without a handy hanky....
How To Pick Out Backcountry Ski Gear

How To Pick Out Backcountry Ski Gear

If you run your mouth about something long enough, people will start to think you an expert in said topic. Tutus. Pooping outside. Backcountry skiing. These are my niches and I’m not at all upset about it. As a result, I often get asked to help pick out skis and...