Turns All Year: Month 92

Turns All Year: Month 92

Skiing in June can be a crap shoot, but for Month 92 of Turns All Year I rolled hard eights. Anticipating a light summer in terms of skiing, I got out on the first day of the month, only to ski two more days in June’s first week! Saturday, June 1, 2019 –...
Turns All Year: Month 91

Turns All Year: Month 91

I love birthdays. Costumes. Cake. Creative surprises. What’s not to love? I do what I can to encourage everyone to have a kickass birthday and create memorable birthdays, and of course I plan stupid and ridiculous mountain twofers for my own birthday. Normally...
Turns All Year: Month 90

Turns All Year: Month 90

In an era when we’re always comparing ourselves to others through our addiction to social media, losing sight of your own accomplishments is a natural casualty of scrolling. Take running a marathon for example. Many years ago when I was training for my first...
Do You Suffer From Exertional Flatulence?

Do You Suffer From Exertional Flatulence?

We’re swapping the canopy off the truck again because we want the silver one, no the white one, no actually the silver one is better let’s put that back on. I am helping my spouse move this big, heavy, hulking behemoth because all of our really strong friends...
What Type Of Bailer Are You?

What Type Of Bailer Are You?

The truth about bailing is that we’re all guilty of it. You are a bailer. I am a bailer. We bail. It’s not a matter of when you will bail, but how. Which begs the question: what type of bailer are you? As defined by Urban Dictionary, bailing is to leave a...
The Longest, Shortest Scar

The Longest, Shortest Scar

Hiding under an inverted canoe, a shield of epoxied fiberglass shards, we are almost able to keep our entire bodies out of the torrential rain. We’d been enjoying a leisurely float down the Jefferson when a sudden thunderstorm flooded the languid river, causing our...
Broken Bones Make The Heart Grow Bolder

Broken Bones Make The Heart Grow Bolder

The wood chips are frozen into mini-jagged peaks as angry breath clouds my face in the bitter air. “You think I can’t do it because I’m a GIRL!”, I shout, in my most confident-sounding second-grader voice. A group of older boys is fighting me...
Turns All Year: Month 89

Turns All Year: Month 89

After a more-exciting-than-I’d-like February, where we skied and also wrecked our truck on black ice (see Part 1 and Part 2 of TAY 88), I was excited to take a week-long trip to do a little cabin skiing in Alaska. Alas, Alaska had other plans and we did a lot of...
5 Reasons To Get Lasik For Your Active Life

5 Reasons To Get Lasik For Your Active Life

Pink, round, and bearing the Mini Mouse insignia along each arm, I got my first pair of glasses in the first grade. I said goodbye to any social status I enjoyed and joined the crew of “unpopulars”. I dealt with it as best as any 6-year old can, but...