The Uncomfortable Reality of Beacon Boob

The Uncomfortable Reality of Beacon Boob

I inadvertently kicked off a beacon storm with a post on Instagram complaining about wearing my avalanche transceiver. Specifically, I was griping about wearing it in a harness instead of in a pocket. Like most outdoor products, beacon harnesses/holsters are designed...
Look What COVID Made Me Do

Look What COVID Made Me Do

In this edition of Look What COVID Made Me Do…. Every Friday night near my house, a Johnny Appleseed-like, Scottish-kilt wearing savior walks my neighborhood playing the bagpipes. When we learned about him a few weeks ago, hubs and I followed the bagpiper for 45...
9 New FKTs To Earn During COVID-19

9 New FKTs To Earn During COVID-19

An FKT, or Fastest Known Time, is a speed record on any given route. First popularized by “extreme” athletes, FKTs became mainstream with the launch of Strava and their King/Queen of the Hill designation. Soon, all sorts of “athletes” were setting “records” for any...
Introducing the HydroBed: The Ultimate Hangover Cure

Introducing the HydroBed: The Ultimate Hangover Cure

If you, like me, are struggling to adjust to the new normal in the age of Coronavirus, you may have turned to your favorite alcoholic beverage and accidentally got drunk on a Tuesday. (Or was it Monday?) I’m not here to judge. I want to help. That’s why I’m excited to...
Turns All Year: Month 100!!! Part I

Turns All Year: Month 100!!! Part I

When I started my Turns All Year journey, I never imagined I would make it to Month 100. What an obscure and meaningless and ridiculous pursuit this is. And yet, here I am. I’m happy to have reached this milestone, and happier in general because of the...
Put Down Your Phone To Discover New Experiences

Put Down Your Phone To Discover New Experiences

This is a story about burritos. It’s also a story about cell phones, and why you should put down your phone to discover new experiences. New, nude experiences to be precise. The alarm rouses our tent at 7am and, queens of efficiency, we are in the road by 7:38am. With...